Super Powers

Do you ever wonder if you have super powers? I do. In fact, I no longer wonder, I know, that I do indeed possess the powers of the super. My particular power is invisibility. I know you're thinking this does not make sense, because if you know me, you have seen me, and you may ask for me to become invisible, but alas, I will likely be unable to. You see the problem is that I have not mastered my powerius superiorus. But I know that it exists, and here's how.
Often while I'm driving around town, whether it be on my way to work, going to a friends house, running an errand, or just tootling around, my super power kicks in unbeknownst to me until...people start to drive into me. I know it's weird. But there it is. People don't see me, so they enter my lane. I'm there, I'm honking, I'm flicking them off, cursing them and their mothers and yet i have been paid no mind. So I have decided that I am invisible at these moments.
Other instances of my uncontrollable super powers. At a bar/club/party I stand there and other people don't seem to notice me. It is cool in this case because one, it's not quite as life threatening as the other example. But also, in this case I get to go around staring at people, saying things to myself or the other invisibles. It's cool, you know. Like a super power club within the club.
Another instance is when I go anywhere in public with my girlfriend. People seem to only look at her. I find this odd. Guys look/stare/gawk and i just raise my hands insisting my existence, yet nothing.

Do you have super powers.