My grandmother is the coolest

This is a message forwarded to me by my grandmother. And this is why I love her.



Pass it on:
*The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and
gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


Couldn't have said it better myself.